PC Mag Sales Call
Wednesday 21st December 2005 11:37:25 PM
I love the way this guy handles sales calls. I bet they removed his number from their sales list without him putting in a request for it. I can't believe the Sales Rep can get away with repeating the F word, if it was here they'd have us out before you could say SACKED! To make matters worse she tells him "We don't want you as a customer anyway" towards the end. Bitch got balls, that's for sure.
Anyway here's the audio file (it makes it that little bit better if you turn it up).
Funny PC Magazine Sales Call:
PLAY
Guy: Hello?
Sales Rep: Yeh hi, is this XX speaking?
Guy: Yeah
Sales Rep: This is Terri I'm calling from Lakewood Ohio with United Readers Service
Guy: WHAT IS IT?!
Sales Rep: United Readers Service
Guy: Yep
Sales Rep: ... and the reason for my call is to let you know that starting next month we would like to mail some promotional copies of PC Magazine in some of the local computer services, and first of all I'm supposed to ask if you're familiar with PC Magazine right?
Guy: YEH I HEARD OF EM
Sales Rep: Good
Guy: WE GET OTHER ONE'S HERE TOO!
Sales Rep: Ok well the reason that I ask is starting next month we're going to be mailing you for up to 48 months of service along with PC Magazine ...
Guy: THAT A LOT Y'KNOW I GET F*CKING LOADS OF MAGAZINES HERE, YOU GONNA MAIL ME 48 OF EM?!
Sales Rep: No! I said we're going to be mailing you for UP TO 48 months ...
Guy: SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA DO IT?
Sales Rep: Well, if you want it ...
Guy: Cos you just said you WERE gonna
Sales Rep: Uh huh, but PC ...
Guy: BUT I DIDN'T SAY YES YET
Sales Rep: Ok well do you wanna hear me out?
Guy: WELL I COULD BUT DON'T ASSUME I'M GONNA SAY YES COS I I REALLY DON'T WANT ANY MORE JUNK MAIL BUT IF IT'S WORTH MY TIME I'LL DO IT
Sales Rep: Oh ok, if you'll let me finish, the PC Magazine along with ...
Guy: HEY HEY! I'M TRYING TO BE NICE HERE, I'M BEING NICE HERE, YOU DON'T HAVE GET SNOTTY WITH ME! I'M I'M LISTENIN' TO YA
Sales Rep: Sir, you're not being nice to me, you're cussing at me
Guy: CUSSING?! I DIDN'T F*CKING SWEAR ONCE!
Sales Rep: You just said f*cking right now
Guy: I KNOW BUT THAT WAS JUST ONE, CAN YOU PLEASE, JUST GO AHEAD, WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY?
Sales Rep: Never mind
Guy: WHY?!
Sales Rep: Because. We don't want you as a customer anyway
Guy: WELL I WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY, JUST BE NICE ABOUT IT ... THUH (and hangs up)
Originally at
TheScamBaiter. Thanks for the laugh!
Posted by Piniyini in
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you know i hated 'em, till i realize making them lose their job by making them swear is a bad thing.
but still this is hilarious :D ..
lmaoo, loved that post!! I'm a member there too... priceless!!
Hey guys, thanks for the coments.
If you like that, check out the call I did with America Online ;)
Thanks for the laugh, I hope the exchange was real.
I used to work for that company. I'm now in the process of suing them, and trying to get them busted for fraud. My (ex-) boss is a big racist. I was his "office computer guy" until I got a much better job, in line with my skills and experience: a job teaching counterterrorism and homeland security law at a local university. When my boss figured out I was going to jump ship, he freaked out on me, then he lied to the unemployment commission to make sure that I wouldn't be getting any partial unemployment money to tide me over until my new job started.
You can read a LOT of embarrassing stories I posted about him on my ROBOSOLDIERS blog:
http://www.girlrobot.com/blog/
and on my "film project" blog, Continuous Leeks:
http://www.girlrobot.com/leek/
(do a quick search, or just search Google)
I am going to post a copy of your audio file on my Continuous Leeks blog today (MP3 and WAV). Thanks!
the call is definitly real. I do tons of audio, mostly with scammers though.
Here is that other call I mentioned, its a sales call with America Online, and one of my other characters "Wilson Tarbuckles"
http://media.thescambaiter.com/thefailure/audio/misc/aol.zip